1 a game plan in boxing is about as useful as a road map in the desert, since 
2 history or economics. It’s about as useful as a degree in astrology. Well, 
3 transport, the car was about as useful as a motorbike, Insp McLeod said. 
4 the investigation was about as useful as a train smash. Mr Gibbs, 
5 30–06, the .45 would be about as useful as a rock. Still, it felt good. He 
6 without software is about as useful as a machine that exists only as a 
7 thinks that Christianity is about as useful as a yeast infection, so I suppose 
8 A suede umbrella? Sounds about as useful as a chocolate parasol. In fact, 
9 or special privileges. It’s about as useful as an MBE. However, let’s be 
10 faith are probably still about as useful as anything else in surviving a 
11 digital broadcasts, will be about as useful as carrying half a house brick 
12 fresh English talent, is about as useful as JR Hartley winning the Booker 
13 contain seeds that are about as useful as leather is to a starving man. 
14 diet with tasty treats is about as useful as locking a sex maniac in a 
15 out to rip you off. That’s about as useful as me trying to buy a six-bedroom 
16 department, is about as useful as posting a surgeon to watch a 
17 to save in the 1990s is about as useful as teaching them to drive a horse 
18 Nations (an organisation about as useful as teats on a boar) on the 20 cent 
19 of the accumulated data is about as useful as the stuff at the bottom of the 
20 structures are really only about as useful as the people that run them, and I’ 
21 the Soviet Union was about as useful as voting to declare an end to